rlymax:

it should rain hash browns 

hippyjamfest:

“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

I love how Tumblr is mostly just fandoms fucking around and then someone posts something serious and everyone gets quiet for a few minutes and then it goes back to putting wigs on the Avengers.

full-time-avenger:

elzahchan:

tomkittyston:

(Source: exaltedsanctuary)

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves